As fun as living with Damita has been... It actually a bit boring. I miss Leviathan and Fefniram going to go insane from boredom here!

Or shoot something.

I don't normally celebrate this kind of crap, that and well... Why spend my hard earned cash on you losers but! uh, my kid kind of insisted I do this.

Anyway, gifts. And shit.

[For Axl; jello. What he saw your post, best to assist with the pranks then be a victim of them.]

[For Alia; A stylish, and homemade, tuque. It's pink.]

[For Mega Man X; Gift card for a fancy meal for two at some high class restaurant. HINT HINT, TAKE ALIA OUT YOU BASTARD.]

[For the creepy ninja on the roof aka Phantom; a blanket, similar to the one Damita got Dynamo only less kitten-y.]

[For Zero; the bestest gift of all... A box of condoms with the note "Because if I can get laid, maybe you should too."]

[For Neo Saiba; Porn, the good kind.]

Levi and Fefnir's gift is a bit more personal, gonna give 'em it in person. So like... Happy Holidays and all that shit.

Uh...

Fleeing Zero now, will be back... Whenever. Using the window, sorry!

♥

Blegh, another year older and not dead. Huzzah.

[supposed to be locked to Damita, it fails and so do the strikes]

Uh, thanks for the gifts Damita. The blanket is kind of cute.

[ooc: since, I am pretty sure someone in the apartment may have seen Damita with the blanket or something like that... It's a pale blue fluffy thing with kittens on it. FEEL FREE TO MOCK IT.]

Finally, some freaking work. Not what I'm used to doing, but eh money is money.

...

Well, other then the traveling that I'm used to.

...

Hn, you can all be insane I don't care. I need to get Keramon and then I'm getting the hell out of here.

[Failed lock to X, but still locked from Hostiles]

So, uh... X. Erm, my apologies for last night and the... the thing with your daughter, and your son and that whole thing...

Although I'm not really sorry, because holy crap. Why haven't I had sex before now?

So uhh... Don't kill me please? I am pretty sure it was a one time thing.

((The strikes? There for the whole world to see. ♥))

Hey, uh... X, and Alia... Thanks and everything but if I stay around you guys to long I might become to goody goody and crap.

So, like I'll owe you or something. Like a free job.