Happy New Year!

Zero hasn't killed me yet, so it's a very good year so far! :3

I don't normally celebrate this kind of crap, that and well... Why spend my hard earned cash on you losers but! uh, my kid kind of insisted I do this.

Anyway, gifts. And shit.

[For Axl; jello. What he saw your post, best to assist with the pranks then be a victim of them.]

[For Alia; A stylish, and homemade, tuque. It's pink.]

[For Mega Man X; Gift card for a fancy meal for two at some high class restaurant. HINT HINT, TAKE ALIA OUT YOU BASTARD.]

[For the creepy ninja on the roof aka Phantom; a blanket, similar to the one Damita got Dynamo only less kitten-y.]

[For Zero; the bestest gift of all... A box of condoms with the note "Because if I can get laid, maybe you should too."]

[For Neo Saiba; Porn, the good kind.]

Levi and Fefnir's gift is a bit more personal, gonna give 'em it in person. So like... Happy Holidays and all that shit.

Since, uhm, well... she's not dying. never felt so useless before.

Hm, going... Somewhere, not sure where yet.

[click, audio recording go~]

Man, this has been the most fucking boring job ever. [a pause, the sound of a drink being, well, drank. like from a straw.] The little Repliforce broad is as interesting as drywall and Tits and Tail is well...

She's kind of hot, I'd hit it. Now... If only Drywall or Tits would do something worth watching, damnit Colonel you're not paying me enough to do this.

[another long pause, some mumbling which one part sounds like 'Keramon, hand me that bag. No not that one the other one!' and sounds of eating and wrappers being crumpled.]

Beh... Huh? ... Well I'll be, looks like it's getting interesting! [fumbling, a loud crash and Dynamo shouting 'sorry!' before the comm clicks off. Dynamo is unaware that it's posted too.]

Finally, some freaking work. Not what I'm used to doing, but eh money is money.

...

Well, other then the traveling that I'm used to.

Yggdrasil, Dukemon and a whole bunch of...

Boring crap.

Call me when things are fun again, or you know when someone in this stupid world has some real work for a fellow like me.

Man again, have been for a while.

Tetha is mighty boring too, except for one or two things. This network is certainly fun to watch, and gather info on all you dorks from it too, but not anything amazing. Really.

And I really have nothing to say about the stuff you all seem to be worried about~.


[strikes hackable only by the best.]