As fun as living with Damita has been... It actually a bit boring. I miss Leviathan and Fefniram going to go insane from boredom here!

Or shoot something.

--mm, I don't remember bringing someone back with m--

[just. screaming now. lots and lots of screaming]

Blah blah, back in Tetha, leave me the fuck alone Zero, blah blah, I'm staying with Damita for those who do care, blah-dy fucking blah.

[attached: Data on everywhere Omega (the reploid) has been since he attacked Leviathan]

That'll be 250, 000 BITs ladies.

Happy New Year!

Zero hasn't killed me yet, so it's a very good year so far! :3

I don't normally celebrate this kind of crap, that and well... Why spend my hard earned cash on you losers but! uh, my kid kind of insisted I do this.

Anyway, gifts. And shit.

[For Axl; jello. What he saw your post, best to assist with the pranks then be a victim of them.]

[For Alia; A stylish, and homemade, tuque. It's pink.]

[For Mega Man X; Gift card for a fancy meal for two at some high class restaurant. HINT HINT, TAKE ALIA OUT YOU BASTARD.]

[For the creepy ninja on the roof aka Phantom; a blanket, similar to the one Damita got Dynamo only less kitten-y.]

[For Zero; the bestest gift of all... A box of condoms with the note "Because if I can get laid, maybe you should too."]

[For Neo Saiba; Porn, the good kind.]

Levi and Fefnir's gift is a bit more personal, gonna give 'em it in person. So like... Happy Holidays and all that shit.

Uh...

Fleeing Zero now, will be back... Whenever. Using the window, sorry!

♥

Come on, you've had 'em a day! Get going!

Fine, fine. Whiny little brat.

[sounds of shifting metal and such things and then...]

Ta-daaa-- [reploid meet floor, I'm sure you'll be the best of friends]

ow, my legs.

Blegh, another year older and not dead. Huzzah.

[supposed to be locked to Damita, it fails and so do the strikes]

Uh, thanks for the gifts Damita. The blanket is kind of cute.

[ooc: since, I am pretty sure someone in the apartment may have seen Damita with the blanket or something like that... It's a pale blue fluffy thing with kittens on it. FEEL FREE TO MOCK IT.]

Since, uhm, well... she's not dying. never felt so useless before.

Hm, going... Somewhere, not sure where yet.

...

I've been living next to X.

Eugh, I feel dirty now.

Hm.

While being back in Neon is fun, these guys are boring. That and I'm pretty sure I'm not getting paid for this anymore either... And I feel like telling a certain fellow "I told you so" to his face.

So, anyone miss me while I wasn't in Tetha? :D?

[click, audio recording go~]

Man, this has been the most fucking boring job ever. [a pause, the sound of a drink being, well, drank. like from a straw.] The little Repliforce broad is as interesting as drywall and Tits and Tail is well...

She's kind of hot, I'd hit it. Now... If only Drywall or Tits would do something worth watching, damnit Colonel you're not paying me enough to do this.

[another long pause, some mumbling which one part sounds like 'Keramon, hand me that bag. No not that one the other one!' and sounds of eating and wrappers being crumpled.]

Beh... Huh? ... Well I'll be, looks like it's getting interesting! [fumbling, a loud crash and Dynamo shouting 'sorry!' before the comm clicks off. Dynamo is unaware that it's posted too.]

Finally, some freaking work. Not what I'm used to doing, but eh money is money.

...

Well, other then the traveling that I'm used to.

I am going to pretend that... Most of last week never happened.

I don't think I'll be able to sit for a month, damnit.

[Strikes, ALL THE WORLD CAN SEE THEM.]

...

Hn, you can all be insane I don't care. I need to get Keramon and then I'm getting the hell out of here.

I just... need to get the hell out of here, now.

... Sorry, Leviathan and Fefnir.

[Failed lock to X, but still locked from Hostiles]

So, uh... X. Erm, my apologies for last night and the... the thing with your daughter, and your son and that whole thing...

Although I'm not really sorry, because holy crap. Why haven't I had sex before now?

So uhh... Don't kill me please? I am pretty sure it was a one time thing.

((The strikes? There for the whole world to see. ♥))

This is a stupid idea, I don't see why I'm doing this, shut up Keramon.

Hey, Navigator. Can we talk?

Hey, uh... X, and Alia... Thanks and everything but if I stay around you guys to long I might become to goody goody and crap.

So, like I'll owe you or something. Like a free job.

[click fumble and a familiar voice moaning in pain, yes Meta Knight had tossed Dynamo off the Halberd... while it was in flight]

...

[odd sort of... chittering sound, more like a machine or a computer making funny sounds then something talking. If nightmare souls made a sound, then Keramon is probably making a sound just like that. IF YOU LISTEN WELL... you'll hear some names.]

X? ... Aaaliaaa? ....

...

Neo.